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my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winterÂ
One does not simply invade Russia during the winter.
In Soviet Russia, Russia invades you.
Winter is coming
(via dingoes-ate-my-baby)
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Sat in Heathrow airport Costa with my nans bags while everyone’s gone to the toilet, and some random foreign couple have sat at the table with me…..
But the worst bit is I look more natural with them than my real family.
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shouting at my ipod cause its hiding is definately not one of my cool moments
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found out at work today that a manager at another branch was held at gunpoint 3 weeks ago
why is this sort of thing becoming so casual and standard
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whenever i hoover the house i like so hum the luigis mansion theme tune
although then i worry that the little girl in my mums room will see me as a threat :(
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people that spell “can’t” as “carnt” need to die
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cannot wait to just enlist and be out of here
wahhh what is going on with me today
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the rage be comin back
sandwich, you will calm me
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so today i may of genuinely saw a man die outside of fratton mcdonalds
:l
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so today me and sam were talking about drugs in business studies
we had like a 15 minute long conversation about weed, then katie pops up and asks “have you two ever done mariarna?”
she meant marijuanawe laughed
alotÂ
